queer girls.
that's it, that's the blog.

also about twenty faceless old women

we’re at a nightvale live show. I’ve already bumped into three cecils, a pack of secret police, five eternal scouts and a couple of carloses.

look at this little doofus

look at this little doofus

ratherembarrassing oi cheeky, I just censored myself on twitter so i didn’t spoil the bake-off for you

today at work i had my lunch in the cafe and there was a girl on tumblr on her computer (foolishly with her back to the rest of the room) scrolling through gifs at high speed and you guys i felt a pang for the good old days of being a layabout undergrad with nothing better to do than look at gifs of tv lesbians

Do u like Doctor Who?


if i wanted to watch hours of racism and misogyny i would just go outside





men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us


have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.

did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is

I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh

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❝Watch it!!! You won’t regret it!!❞

I lie through my teeth. You will. When you’re crying on your bedroom floor rocking back and forth and clutching yourself you will regret ever watching anything I ever recommend to you (via markrentoned)


(via dealanexmachina)

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every time you write fic where its primarily about one pairing but you include and celebrate the characters’ other friends, family and loved ones, where you acknowledge that they have other important connections

small animals everywhere are suddenly more fond of you, the wind feels gentle, and the fresh smell of cut grass and crushed flowers lifts the spirits of someone who is having a bad day

and every time you write fic that demonises, ignores, aggressively mischaracterises and stereotypes the characters’ other important connections for the sake of cheap shitty angst

an angel whispers ‘yeah but nah, mate’.

they are an Australian angel and they are extremely tired of their job. how did this happen to them, why does it keep happening, why don’t people understand that no man is an island, that gross character bashing is dull and boring and 99% time entirely out of character.

then the angel gets a latte and eats a mediocre spanakopita to help them get through the day.

Source: mercy-misrule
  • i do not ship the fandom's main ship: a lesson in agony
  • I shipped the popular ship and they're all doing it wrong: a lesson in uncomfortable annoyance
  • I fucking hate the fandom's main ship: a lesson in barely contained fury
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