Title: We Really Shouldn’t Be Doing This
Author: Misty Flores
Genre: Glee, Brittany/Santana
Prompt by isagrimorie: Brittany keeps falling off buildings.
Really, truly, sincerely – Brittany S. Pierce, intrepid reporter, doesn’t expect to make a habit of toppling off the tops of Metropolis skyscrapers. She didn’t even consider it a potential hazard when she was contemplating making the move to the big city. Her parents’ fears were more like getting robbed in the dead of the night or getting hit by a cab… or maybe possibly being taken hostage and sold into the underground slave trade.
Not that those things haven’t actually happened, because they totally have. Bad things just sorta happen to Brittany S. Pierce. Mostly because when she was robbed or hit by a cab or taken hostage, she had sorta planned on it for the story she was working on. And she got nominated for a Pulitzer because of the slave trade thing so…
This whole flinging herself off a building thing?
Not really part of the story.