fanfiction.net/s/85797… this one is pretty good :”)
oooh, i liked this a lot. and it gave me samtana feels because she saved up her jokes for him :’)))))
4x9 Glee Cast - Somethin’ Stupid
Sung by: Chord Overstreet & Heather Morris (Sam/Brittany)
yOU ARE SO FUCKING RUDE
aLWAYS THE TONE OF SURPRIIIIIISE. OH GOD NOW I’M DEAD THANKS ANON.
"Moooom, it itches,” Poppy whines, scraping her fingers against the blotchy red marks on her arm. They’re on day four of the chickenpox, and her third day off work to look after her.
"I know, Poppet, but try not to scratch okay?" Brittany says, she leans over and tucks the blanket a little more firmly around her legs, making sure she’s warm enough.
lovecanbesostrange replied to your post: ratherembarrassing replied to your post: Ready for…
Pinky… linking… Tony and Joseph will always have each other’s back. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Who will start talking who into pranking?
They’re sitting side by side on the plastic chairs outside the principle’s office when Santana gets there, both of them looking sheepish. Tony swings his legs, wriggling nervously as Joseph twists his hands together.
"Joseph Lopez-Berry," Santana says quietly, and watches him duck his head.
"Hi mom," he mumbles, kind of reluctantly.
Tony glances at them out of the corner of his eye and gulps when Santana turns to look at him. “Your dad is on the way too, mister.”
"Yes, Auntie Santana," he says softly.
"So which one of you two geniuses decided it was a good idea to hide Stephen Sabowitz’s clothes when he was in the shower?"
They glance at each other, so quick Santana almost misses it before they both say, “Me.”
"You’re really doing the Spartacus thing?" Santana says, glaring down at them both.
Joseph just looks at her, setting his jaw stubbornly in that way that’s all Rachel. Tony shivers in his seat, and looks down at his feet.
"Well I guess we’ll just have to throw you both to the lions then," Santana sighs, and goes to knock on the principle’s door.
ratherembarrassing replied to your post: Ready for more emotional terrorism? How does Britt react when Rachel and Santana have their child? Does she take it better than Santana first took Poppy’s birth?
okay now i want, like, brittany and santana with tony and joseph at kindy together. bcs rsns.
It’s their first day and she’s not nervous. Not at all.
"Relax," Brittany whispers next to her, and that’s fine but she’s already done this once and knows what to expect. Rachel had spent an hour reassuring her the night before but it still feels so weird to just drop their kid off somewhere and trust people she’s never met to look after him.
BASICALLY i just give characters fictional children now. that’s what i do. all the children, all of the time.
(actually a lot of anons started asking me pezberry questions and i started writing ficlets and then we got onto babies and then i developed an elaborate headcanon based off of my pezberry/bram fic Capsized and then i crowdsourced a babyfic. shit happens)