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Source: parklady
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Source: leslieknopes
  • gf: (via text 10.58) it's cold today
  • me: (10.58) that's why i made you soup this morning
  • gf: (10.59) it's too early for soup though
  • gf: (11.06) ate it. it was super tasty

“So from now on, don’t ever use the ice cube tray or go near the ice cube tray or think about the ice cube tray.”

JP’S SPUNK IN ICE CUBE TRAY, DON’T TOUCH.

  • gf: i think i just killed a guy
  • me: context pls
  • gf: i'm in a boring lecture and i just went on tumblr and there were tits on my dash. the guy behind saw.
  • me: omg
  • gf: there was a choking noise. i don't want to turn around and check.
Source: anothergayshark

conversationparade:

i just saw someone tag a fic as “wpreg” as in the female version of mpreg as in okay this is getting out of hand

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jennipeelawrence:

Pezberry: The first time Santana checks out Rachel

#the first time ever santana saw those legs#she thought ‘yeah i’ll come back and get you later’

Source: starfire0921

lovecanbesostrange:

#This reunion blows; when did everyone become so boring? #Settling for a family life isn’t boring; it’s cute and domestic; and ensures that I have an audience that can admire my stardom. #Good to know you haven’t changed hobbit. #I see you haven’t either; nicknames? Really Santana? #Nicknames let me keep my distance; oh the booze is talking. #Distance? You were joined at Brittany’s hip and kept everybody out. #Like you would have noticed from your spot under Finn’s manboobs. #(they stare at each other; there is more to their words but neither dares to explore the hints; #six years is not enough to admit to feelings that were burried so deep and still hurt so much)

Source: paulcolfers

fyeahgleeclub:

GLEE - Full Performance of “Celebrity Skin”
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